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September 12 2015

tattoocastiel >>>> pumpkinspice-castiel

pumpkinspice-castiel:

just to halloween/fall bc cas loves himself some psl tbh but i’ll tracking as tattoocastiel & pumpkinspice-castiel

June 11 2015

youphoric:

humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars :~)

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goldfishandumbrella:

what the sex positive movement should be about:

  • destroying the idea that sex is only for cis men and should revolve around them 
  • protecting sex workers 
  • protecting minorities oppressed for their sexual preferences (LGBTQIA+) 
  • destroying the notion that sex is dirty and shameful 
  • be critical of the concept of virginity 

what the sex positive movement should NOT be about

  • defending the porn industry at all costs
  • normalizing gross kinks (raceplay, fetishizing little girls…)
  • trying to lower the age of consent and to say that 13-year-old sending nudes and having sex is fine 
  • mocking asexual people
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cookiesandcumberbatch:

runawayalters:

I want this to be a thing again. I want this to become tradition if a girl is into another girl, I want all lesbians and bisexual girls to know this sign. I want to give violets to any future girl that I’m interested in.

roses are red,
violets are lesbians,

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blogdogz:

d0gbl0g:

hehehahah

The ritual is complete.

fairlyloccal:

the best thing abt being bi/pan is u never know who ur gonna end up with like straight ppl grow up assuming that they are gonna marry someone of the opposite sex and im just like? will i get a wife? maybe! will i get a husband? just as likely! will i get a dog? yes 

michaelskanks:

what if an ouija board was like an afterlife call center

“hey joey, line 396 is open. three teenagers in the dark want to talk to some ghost or something” 

“i’m gonna prank them so hard”

“joey no”

“im gonna say i’m satan”

“JOEY THIS IS WHY THEY MADE A SHITTY MOVIE ABOUT US”

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steve jobs didn't die so my iphone could restart twelve times a day

ghost-chimeras:

magicmumu:

yatahisofficiallyridiculous:

fakeyouout:

“money doesn’t buy happiness” let me test this hypothesis

*buys a ton of food*
*pays off student loans*
*buys a bomb ass loft apartment*
*pays my mama’s bills*
*goes crazy in an art supply store*
*helps my mama start her business so she can quit working for these uppity ass white lawyers*
*travels the world*
*fucking moves out to california…finally*
*pays off my dad’s past medical bills*
*buys my dad a new work truck*
*Helps my parents pay my siblings college education*
*starts my orphanage*
*renovates old abandoned building, making them livable for the homeless*

A good bit of money would solve a good bit of my stress right about now. I’d be happy, financially stable, and able to help others who are in need.

*gets therapy/depression medication*
*gets apartment/dog*
*gets hella video games*
*pays off student loans*
*gets mom money to renovate house and yard how she wants*
*pays off medical bills*
*get TEFL certification*
*travel/teach abroad*
*pays off past medical debt*
*fix car/gets new car*
*starts charity blogs*

“Money doesn’t buy happiness.” Is a tactic used by the already wealthy to make the poor feel guilty for wanting more

vagbags:

rainbowcubone:

vagbags:

merryduckie:

vagbags:

WHO THE FUCK VOTED BILL NYE OFF DANCING WITH THE STARS???? HE INVENTED SCIENCE WHAT DO U THINK YOURE DOIGN

he left because he got injured..

WHO THE FUCK HURT BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

He tore his own ligaments whilst dancing.

WHO THE FUCK ALLOWED BILL NYE TO DO THIS TO HIMSELF

mallowhoney:

you either die a cinnamon roll or live long enough to become a problematic fave

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cha-chi-san:

“Say one more thing about my girlfriend and I’ll colonize your face with my fist.”

send me a pairing and a number and i'll write you a drabble

alwaysbellamyblake:

  1. “Come over here and make me.”
  2. “Have you lost your damn mind!?”
  3. “Please, don’t leave.”
  4. “Do you…well…I mean…I could give you a massage?”
  5. “Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”
  6. “Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”
  7. “I almost lost you.”
  8. “Wanna bet?”
  9. “Don’t you ever do that again!”
  10. “Teach me how to play?”
  11. “Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!”
  12. “I think we need to talk.”
  13. “Kiss me.”
  14. “Hey, I’m with you, okay? Always.”
  15. “So, I found this waterfall…”
  16. “It could be worse.”
  17. “Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…”
  18. “This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.”
  19. “The paint’s supposed to go where?”
  20. “You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.”
  21. “We’re in the middle of a thunderstorm and you wanna stop and feel the rain?”
  22. “I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.”
  23. “Just once.”
  24. “You’re the only one I trust to do this.”
  25. “I can’t believe you talked me into this.”
  26. “I got you a present.”
  27. “I’m pregnant.”
  28. “Marry me?”
  29. “I thought you were dead.”
  30. “It’s not what it looks like…”
  31. “You lied to me.”
  32. “I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.”
  33. “Please don’t do this.”
  34. “If you keep looking at me like that we won’t make it to a bed.”
  35. “You heard me. Take. It. Off.”
  36. “I wish I could hate you.”
  37. “Wanna dance?”
  38. “You fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”
  39. “Hey! I was gonna eat that!”
  40. “Have I entered an alternate universe or did you really just crack a smile for me?”
  41. “You did all of this for me?”
  42. “I swear it was an accident.”
  43. “YOU DID WHAT?!”
  44. “If you die, I’m gonna kill you.”
  45. “Tell me a secret.”
  46. “Hey, have you seen the..? Oh.”
  47. “No one needs to know.”
  48. “Boo.”
  49. “Well this is awkward…”
  50. Writer’s preference

snorlaxatives:

jfk-bitches:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

please stop minion shamming (◠﹏◠✿) those small twinkies are doing their best and do not deserve all the hate they get (◕‿◕✿) protect the minions at all costs (●´ω`●)

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I’m sorry but “minion shaming”? Are you fucking kidding me? Please tell me this is some sort of pathetic joke. Despicable Me was/is supposed to be about the struggles and ups and downs of being a single parent. Not some bullshit franchise making obnoxious little stereotypical group of sidekicks. I hate how in every good fucking movie no one focuses on the real point of the movie whether it be the theme, message, or whatever else. Smfh. this pisses me off to my very core.

omg it was a joke calm down….

anunexpectedhotdwarf:

alannamode:

One of my favourite things about Age of Ultron is that the Avengers are presented with 2 new super-powered rivals and the only member to really land a solid hit to either of them in the entire film is the very non-super-powered Hawkeye.

Not only that, but in both cases he pretty much just does it out of sheer spite towards them

“OH MIND CONTROL HUH? BET YOU THINK YOU’RE REAL SPECIAL. NICE TRY KID I’VE PLAYED THIS LEVEL BEFORE” *electrocutes Wanda IN THE FACE*

*shoots the glass under Pietro’s feet* “WHAT YOU DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING? HAHAHAHA WHO’S LAUGHING NOW SMARTASS-WITH-A-CATCHPHRASE? THAT’S FOR GETTING ME SHOT”

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pskira:

pungent-petrichor:

mockingjaysinmyhead:

gordacrybaby:

bepeu:

you ever been so stressed that you're calm

this is my constant state

my chill is fake

“How are you so calm?!”
“I’ve passed beyond stressed, beyond hysteria, into the grey misty indifference of complete shutdown of all but emergency services in my brain.”

bolded for emphasis. 

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chissyrulez:

spiritualprojection:

me @ every single sexualised female video game character in existence 

thank u shaggy

Everyone go watch the new scooby doo on nexflix it pokes fun at everything

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